Red people Story

Well as you all know I am always talking about the red people. If you want to know about the story about the red people it all started with my grandma.

Well my grandma said that the red people were people that liked to kill bad little kids (mainly to scare me when i was younger) She said that they eat eyeballs and drink human blood to keep the redness of their skin. Also they only attack at the night. Anyways this is how the red people were made :D

It all started way back when a family in ancient china where a poor family of a man and a women, one day she found out that her husband was cheating on her. One night her husband was yelling at her because she made a non decent meal. She soon gone berserk and killed her husband with a knife XoX. Later she realized what she did, she cuts her husbands body in to many parts and cooked it in the soup and she ate it to cover the murder that she created. But after she drank the soup she turned all red because of the blood and she liked the soup so she soon was desperate for some more. And now at nights if you ever do something that is wrong watch out for the RED PEOPLE.

So how was it, freaky eh? Post your comments about the leagend in the box. Btw vote for the red people! not the orange!

The sheperds Grand Daughter?

Well recently I heard that Shepard Grand Daughter would get removed from the red maple series. I personally think that it shouldn't be remove due to 2 reasons.

1.Censorship- Well thought the author could be over exaggerating about the Jewish people but it could be true. Some jewish people may have done these things to people like the granddaughter. I don't know the truth about this because i don't know about the book or jewish people.

2.Believes- Its just a book I don't think that children will believe that the jewish people are bad people by heart.

The song of Count? (Mature humour)

NOW its back the SONG OF THE COUNT muhahahahahahhaha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AXPnH0C9UA

Comics

Well we are currently making comic books yay :) Not only that its fun but we get to talk a lot to each other. Btw I wonder what you did for your comics. Tell me in box. I did super lime if you want to know> weird but funny.

5 ways to make an annoying person stop talking

Have you ever been annoyed by your little brother or sister? Have you ever wanted your stalking friend or a very loud friend to stop talking? Well now you can with these 5 basic steps you can make anyone stop talking for a while and have a peaceful break (for about 20 seconds or more) (^V^)(=^) (skip the special steps)

Step 1: Punch him or her lightly and ask him/her to be quiet. How it helps: As long as you don't punch him/her too hard he/she will know that he/she are getting on your nerves a bit and will be quiet.

Step 2: Start to get a little bit angry and tell him/her to leave you alone or tell him/her to just stop talking. Reason: It will look like you are gonna yell at them if they don't so at this stage it will work (hopefully)

Step 3: (Special step) If its your brother or sister you can phone your mom or dad or talk to him if they are at home. Reason: Parents will help you if they know whats happening so if you tell them they will most likely help you.

Step 4: Offer something good to the person. Reason: If you give them something that they want, they will listen to you. (Don't try to trick them because they will not do it the next time.)

Step 5: Well the last thing you should do is to... Glue fight!! Buy a liquid glue stick or just a glue stick and when they are busy talking to another friend you can *Stab* it on and rub it around them (if its a glue stick,then START RUNNING) If its a liquid glue stick you can just squeeze it on them and run away. Reason: Its fun and its a good way to let out your anger non violently.

Hope these steps help you deal with you annoying friend,bro or sis. And btw selling Chocolates (72% dark) For 5$ each!! A good Deal. Tell me at school ()
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Social Justice

Well I'm currently making a social justice speech for English. Well i think everyone has to but I'm doing mines about Child Labor And the fact is that everywhere you see has some child labor. Take schools for one. Some kids don't like school that much and don't feel like going. (I'm sorta one too :P) Anyways that's sorta child labor because school is like work but u can never get fired. Seeing as this will get boring and stuff post about your speech topics beacuse i feeling like knowing what you r doing your speech about.

Yellow lyrics

Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you,
And everything you do,
Yeah they were all yellow,

I came along
I wrote a song for you
And all the things you do
And it was called yellow

So then I took my turn
Oh all the things I've done
And it was all yellow

Your skin
Oh yeah your skin and bones
Turn into something beautiful
D'you know you know I love you so
You know I love you so

I swam across
I jumped across for you
Oh all the things you do
Cause you were all yellow

I drew a line
I drew a line for you
Oh what a thing to do
And it was all yellow

Your skin
Oh yeah your skin and bones
Turn into something beautiful
D'you know for you i bleed myself dry
For you i bleed myself dry

Its true look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine
look at the stars look how they shine for you

Yellow Lyrics Coldplay

Friendulator

Hey blog readers!! This is my new invention the Friendulator. If your asking yourself "what the heck is a friendulator?!" the friendulator calcualates the friendship between you and your friend. Just answer these questions and you will get the results of your friendship.(you can also use this to your bf/gf) ^V^

1. One day if you and your friend wanted to go to the movies and you both liked to see a different movie, what will you do?

A. Make her watch the movie you want
B. Watch the movie he/she wants
C. Just do something else
D. Watch both movies

2. At lunch time you see your friend buying lunch but she does not have enough money, but you had 1$ what will you do?

A. Show off the $1 to him/her and say sucker
B. Come out of no where and put the dollar with his/hers money
C. Give him/her the daller but tell them to give it to you back torrmorow
D. Give him/her the dollar

3. When you and your friend talk what do you do if your jokes go a little bit to far?

A. Tease them a bit more
B. Say sorry
C. Say sorry but you didn't mean it much
D. Say sorry and treat him/her to something or give them something

4.Hmmm... If you want your friend to do something but he/she doesn't want to do it. What would you do?

A.Force them and make them do what you disire.
B.Respect but sometimes talk about it again.
C.Keep annoying them to do it.
D.Respect their feelings and don't bother asking them away

5.If you got one of your friends embarrasssing picture what will you do with it/them.

A.Go and show it to all your other friends.
B.Rip the picture but leave the scraps there.
C.Keep the picture
D.Go and give it to the person.


Well not done the whole thing cuz finding more questions frist.

For every A answer -1 point every B answer +1 point every C answer +0 points and D answers +2 points.

0-5 If you scored in this range you and your friend are not really good friends. They maybe using you for fame or you two just need to change a little.
6-10 If you scored in this range the two of you are friends but there can be inprovement. (Help out your friend more often)
11-15 If you scored in this range you are good friends but not besties this requires a little bit more time but way to go!
15-20 UNBELIEVABLE you two are like magents to each other and you two help each other and always know what to do when the other person is down.